Story Chaps?

What a crazy couple of days ive had. Out last Friday wiv work, pissed and stoned as a skunk I ended up chattin sum bird up at the bar and gave her my number (quickly tell u sumthing, everyone thinks Im straight, I haven’t cum out to anyone, not even close mates/family, in fact I haven’t even cum out 2 myself, but that's another story for another night) She started texin me Tuesday and bla bla cut a long story short, met up wiv tonight 4 a few jars and wine for her of course lol (u'll get he 'Of Course' if u like Al Murry) she offered me bak2 hers and only reason I didn’t go, was meant to meeting up wiv a mate who Im potty about (wud never let on, lol) but he bailed out on me. what a cunt!!!! So home wiv me right hand and sum pukka porn, will defo be on over the weekend wiv plenty more scally lads but for now chaps its goodnight from me and goodnight from him